frenchylucky. Finland. Feb 05 2008 21:25. Messages 323
salut j etais sur le site anglophone et j ai poste mes mains las bas depuis 3 ans LOL
bien le bonjour a tous.j ai une blague mais l effet est "better" in english..je dois poster desole
There was this guy who lived in Chicago. He was very successful at his job. He had a wife and was happily married. And he had lots of money. Then one day he heard a Voice. The Voice said, “Quit your job, sell your property, and move to Las Vegas.” He said to himself, “What was that all about?” All that day at work he heard the Voice over and over and over; “Quit your job, sell your property, and move to Las Vegas.” It was driving him crazy! He decided he was working too hard so he took the next day off.
While he was at home he STILL kept hearing the Voice. “Quit your job, sell all your property, and move to Las Vegas.” He finally decided the only way to beat this problem was to follow the advice of the Voice. So the next day he quit his job, sold his property and moved to Las Vegas.
When he got there the Voice said, “Go to a casino and enter the biggest Hold em tourney you can find.” So he does, costing him all his money. He sits at his table and for the first hand of the tourney he gets dealt
Ace of heart Ace of diamond
The voice says “Go all in”, so he does.
6 players call and the flop comes
the flop comes 9 of spades 10 of spades Jack of spades
Haha. Je l'avais déjà entendue mais elle est toujours marrante.
frenchylucky. Finland. Feb 23 2008 16:10. Messages 323
un juif dans un bar a quelques verres deja dans le gosier,..quand soudain il voit un chinois , le pousse et le frappe violement au visage.. OUCHHH, owwwnnnnnnnnnnnn.. ... POurquoi??? dit le chinnois
ca c etait pour Pearl harbor , dit le juif !....Mais je suis chinois!!!
chinois, japonais quelle difference??...le juif se dirige vers le bar et prend une autre biere.. quand soudain le chinois se dirige vers le bar , le pousse et le frappe violement au visage. OUChhhhh et pourquoi ??? dit le juif..
ca c etait pour le Titanic , dit le chinois .....MAIS C etait un iceberg.
Iceberg, Goldberg , quelle difference??
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